X-Rated Cocktails

A Running Press® Miniature Edition™
© 2015 by Kirsten Amann
Photography © 2012 by Allan Penn

Adapted from The Screaming Orgasm, published in
2012 by Running Press, a Member of the Perseus Books
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CONTENTS

Introduction . . . 12

Glassware . . . 16

Tools . . . 20

Mixology . . . 30

Garnish . . . 36

The Recipes . . . 42

Hanky Panky . . . 45

Aphrodite’s Love Potion . . . 46

Rated R . . . 48

Peep Show . . . 49

Hot Pussy . . . 50

Second Base . . . 53

Dirty Virgin . . . 54

Between the Sheets . . . 55

Maneater . . . 57

Leather and Lace . . . 58

Hickey . . . 63

Red Hot Lover . . . 65

French Kiss . . . 66

Erection . . . 70

Over-the-Pants Hand Job . . . 73

Gin and Sin . . . 75

Sex with the Ex . . . 76

Adonis . . . 80

Blue Negligee . . . 81

Bosom Caresser . . . 82

Faster, Faster . . . 86

Pink Pussy . . . 87

Deep Throat . . . 89

Great Head . . . 90

Leg Spreader . . . 91

Wet Spot . . . 94

Cuban Passion . . . 97

Whips ’n’ Chains . . . 99

Tie Me to the Bedpost . . . 102

Pink Lace Panties . . . 104

Ecstasy Cocktail . . . 107

S&M . . . 109

Hot, Wet, and Steamy . . . 110

Stiffie . . . 112

Afterglow Fizz . . . 114

Slippery Dick . . . 117

Sex Under the Sun . . . 118

The Magnum . . . 120

Screaming Orgasm . . . 122

Screaming Multiple Orgasms . . .
124

Climax . . . 125

Sloe Comfortable Screw Against
the Wall . . . 126

Ménage à Trois . . . 129

Sex on the Beach . . . 130

Sex Machine . . . 131

Quickie . . . 132

What’s Your Name Again? . . . 135

Morning Glory . . . 137

Strip and Go Naked . . . 141

Wet Dream . . . 142

Walk of Shame/March of Glory . . .
145

Index . . . 148

Credits . . . 158

INTRODUCTION

12

Sex and cocktails mix well
together. They always have,
which may be why there are
scores of drinks with sexually
suggestive names. Between
the Sheets or Over-the-Pants
Hand Job, anyone? From sexy
starter cocktails to X-rated
potations, this book includes
a variety of racy drinks and
tipples that titillate.

13

All featured cocktails mirror
their explicit subject matter
whether it’s flirty cocktails like
Dirty Virgin and Maiden’s Blush
or drinks that cut right to
the chase like The Magnum
and Climax.

The drinks and shots included
here were hand-selected to
inspire a bit of lighthearted fun
at your next cocktail party or
bar night out.

14

Whatever you do, don’t take
these drinks, or yourself, too
seriously. This is no place to
be shy.

Whether you’re in the mood
for a Peep Show or ready to
dive in head-first with Scream-
ing Orgasm, this book is
your go-to guide to some of
the sexiest X-rated cocktails.
Do enjoy. . . .

15

GLASSWARE

Cocktail or
Martini Glass:
A stemmed
glass with a cone-
shaped bowl
over a flat base.

Collins Glass: A
tall, narrow glass
used for serving
drinks over ice and
topped with soda.

17

Highball Glass:
Similar to a collins
glass but wider.

Old-Fashioned
or Rocks Glass:
A short, wide
glass used for
drinks served
with ice, or spirits
enjoyed neat.

18

Shot Glass:
A small glass
that typically
holds about two
ounces of liquid.

19

TOOLS

Bar Spoon:
A long-handled
spoon used
by bartenders
to mix stirred
cocktails.

21

Boston Shaker:
Consists of a
pint glass and
a metal shaker
tin that covers
the mixing
glass to create
a perfect seal.

22

Channel Knife: A short knife-
like tool with a metal tooth used
to carve citrus peel into long,
thin twists.

23

Citrus Squeezer: A tool
designed to squeeze the juice
from one half of a lemon or
lime.

24

Hawthorne Strainer: A
strainer outfitted with a semi-
circular spring that fits snugly
inside the shaker tin as you
pour out its contents.

25

Jigger: A two-sided tool
used to measure ingredients