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Someday a Bird Will Poop on You
A Life Lesson
A little book with a big message…
… when life hits us with a splat
Someday a bird will poop on all of us.
But that’s okay. In a world of bad news, fake news, delays, disappointments, trash talk, and tweets, things are bound to get a little poopy.
What matters is not how big the mess is–but how well you react to it.
Someday a Bird Will Poop on You is a modern parable about life hitting us with something unexpected–and the perfect gift for anyone leaving home without an umbrella.