Joe Quirk

About the Author

Joe Quirk in his own words: “I studied literature and minored in Development of Western Civilization at Providence College, taught partially by Dominican priests who had no sense of humor when it came to my biological observations about celibacy. I graduated at the top of the bottom tenth of my class. I attended one year of law school, so I only lost one third of my soul, which is just enough to function in American society. I invested the last seven years of my novel royalties in reading evolutionary biology studies, full-time. Now finally I feel ready to ask a woman on a date.”

Joe lives in Berkeley, California, where he prays intellectuals won’t ask him for his credentials. Please visit him at

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