Commander S. T. Bolivar

Commander S. T. Bolivar, III knows his brilliance cannot be adequately expressed in a biography. However, when forced to do so, he emphasizes his criminal mind expertise, his attention to detail, and indeed, his brilliance. The Commander has written all the books you’ve ever loved and a few you’ve hated. He is a paper-cut survivor and harsh critic of hashtags and tiny dogs that fit into tiny purses. The Commander lost the hat from this picture, but he remembers it fondly. If found, please contact him immediately. #BrilliantHeadMissingHat
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