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You Drive Like an Asshole includes 101 letters to tell off all the asshole drivers you encounter on the road, each letter conveniently perforated so you can tear it out and give it to the desired offender. The world is full of asshole drivers — but now you can fight back! Ever wish you could leave a note for the asshole not paying attention to the road, or the asshole hauling the speedboat, or the asshole with the Duct-taped-on fender? Now you can! Whether it’s the asshole driving on a flat tire, the asshole who blocked you in, the asshole bus driver, or the senior citizen asshole, you should never get on the road without this useful book ever again! Letters include:
Dear Asshole Too Young to Afford That Car
Dear Rush-Hour-Taxi-Driving Asshole
Dear Asshole Driving Way Too Slow
Dear Asshole Driving Way Too Fast
Dear Unmarked-Police-Car Asshole
Dear Asshole Driving on a Mini Spare Tire
Dear VNTY-PLT ASSHL
Dear Asshole Driving in the Carpool Lane And more!
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