Swine Not?

A Novel

By Jimmy Buffett Illustrations by Helen Bransford Read by L.J. Ganser with an Introduction read by Jimmy Buffett (Audiobook, 2008)

Best-selling writer Jimmy Buffett weaves an irresistible new tale---filled with colorful characters, wry humor, and the pursuit of a very clever pig.

When Southern belle Ellie McBride moves her twins from Vertigo, Tennessee to New York City, they wouldn't dream of leaving behind the family pig Rumpy. But the posh hotel where Ellie has found work (and living space) has "No Pets" writ large on its portal. So hiding Rumpy from the hotel staff---especially the ultra-carnivorous hotel chef, who would like nothing better than to transform their pet into pork roast---becomes imperative.

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- Format: Audiobook
- Price: $24.98 US/$27.98 CAN
- ISBN-13: 9781600240461
- On Sale Date: 05/13/2008
- Publisher: Hachette Audio
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Formats Available: Trade Paperback, Audiobook, Audiobook, Electronic Book
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Jimmy Buffett is the author of #1 bestseller A Salty Piece of Land as well as A Pirate Looks at Fifty, Tales From Margaritalville, which was on the bestseller list for seven months, and the #1 bestseller Where Is Joe Merchant? Buffett is also a singer and songwriter with many hit singles and legions of fans. He has his own record company, his own radio station, and chains of restaurants and stores.

"Buffett takes the occasion of his fiftieth birthday to tell us about himself, and he does so with candor and modesty. The person who emerges is not the sort of rock star who trashes hotel rooms and slugs paparazzi, but a charming, decent, wry, kind, and contemplative man." --- New York Times Book Review, on A Pirate Looks at Fifty