If men could talk They...
If men could talk
They wouldn’t think with their penises
They would say, I’m tired of being on top
They would say, I want to be a woman
If men could talk
They wouldn’t leave their wives for a younger woman
There would be no more erectile dysfunction
There would be no more war
If men could talk
They would say, I feel inadequate, instead of taking it out on you
Women will understand them
Women will stop saying it’s like having another child in the house
If men could talk
They could also listen, feel, and find things in the refrigerator
They could ask for directions
Their sons would also talk
If men could talk
But they do, they do talk, if you only know how to listen
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