That Time I Got Drunk and Was Bitten by a Snake Man

On Sale: Jun 1, 2027
Page Count: 304 pages
Publisher: Orbit
ISBN-13: 9780316615600

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When a fated mate comes for his pirate queen it seems like happily ever after, except her kisses can kill him. So what else is a queen to do but sail far far away? Unfortunately for her, her fated mate can swim.

Ever since her betrothed placed a curse on her heart, Usha has been on the run. The rules of the road are simple. Never stay in one place too long, always have a go-bag, and never get too attached. When her ship is attacked by the true demon of the high seas, Ivo the Mad, Usha realizes a hard truth: she’s broken all rules and the reaper had come to collect his due. Now she must leave her crew behind and return to life on the run before it’s too late. Only this time, someone else is after her as well, and he’s not too keen on her leaving his side, ever.

In the harsh lands of Volsog, Ambrose built a name for himself as of the best treasure guardian a fae lord could ask for. Taciturn and lethally reserved, no thief left his master’s hoard alive. Now, Ambrose has sworn his services to protect a new treasure. If only she’d stop running away.

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Mead Mishaps

Kimberly Lemming is on an eternal quest to avoid her calling as a main character. She can be found giving the slip to that new werewolf that just blew into town and refusing to make eye contact with a prince of a far-off land. Dodging aliens looking for Earth booty can really take up a girl's time.

But when she’s not running from fate, she can be found writing diverse fantasy romance. Or just shoveling chocolate in her maw until she passes out on the couch.

Praise for Mead Mishaps:

“One of the freshest voices in fantasy romance! This book has it all: spice, humor, and a world I want to get lost in!”—Katee Robert, New York Times bestselling author

"A hilarious, down-to-earth romance with magic, adventure, and intrigue. What's not to love?"—Talia Hibbert, New York Times bestselling author

“Sexy, witty, and fun as hell
That Time I Got Drunk and Saved a Demon is the instant mood-boost we all need.”—Hannah Whitten, New York Times bestselling author “Hilarious, hot and full of heart, That Time I Got Drunk And Saved A Demon is exactly what you need in your life. Right now. Go pick it up because it is the cure to any reading funk and might even clear up acne. I’m serious. It’s that good.”—Avery Flynn, USA Today and Wall Street Journal bestselling author "Delightfully spicy and full of heart, this is the perfect escapist fantasy rom-com—a must-read series for readers who always roll to seduce when they play D&D. Cozy fantasy fans look no further."—Nadia El-Fassi, author of Best Hex Ever “Lemming keeps up her winning blend of cozy fantasy and steamy romance...This is lighthearted escapism at its finest.”—Publishers Weekly “Lemming’s latest is a gleefully flirty romp through a fantasyland tinged with shades of Diana Wynne Jones and Heather Fawcett...A concentrated burst of monster-loving, enemies-to-lovers fun.”—Kirkus

Kimberly Lemming

About the Author

Kimberly Lemming is on an eternal quest to avoid her calling as a main character. She can be found giving the slip to that new werewolf that just blew into town and refusing to make eye contact with a prince of a far-off land. Dodging aliens looking for Earth booty can really take up a girl’s time.

But when she’s not running from fate, she can be found writing diverse fantasy romance. Or just shoveling chocolate in her maw until she passes out on the couch.

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