If Keanu Were Your Boyfriend

The Man, the Myth, the WHOA!


By Marisa Polansky

By Jay Roeder

By Dirty Bandits

By Veronica Chen

By Mary Kate McDevitt

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Imagine dating the internet’s boyfriend in this illustrated homage to the always charming and often enigmatic Keanu Reeves. This full-color hardcover contains biographical information as well as illustrated quotes straight from the unicorn-of-a-man himself.

Keanu Reeves insists he’s “just a normal guy” despite being one of the most recognizable (and most excellent) faces in Hollywood. Apparently, Keanu’s humility knows no bounds–just like our love for him. After all, the Keanusance didn’t just come out of nowhere. He’s had an epic four-decade-long acting career that includes the heart-stopping John Wick, the heart-melting Always Be My Maybe, and the heart-pounding The Matrix. His generosity and kindness are legendary, and he remains an enigmatic mystery we’re dying to solve. And how could we forget, he’s the Sexiest Man Alive!

Part biography and part dreamlike narrative, this vibrant book imagines what it would be like if the internet’s boyfriend were YOURboyfriend. Get to know your man even better through stunning hand-lettered quotes including gems like: “I don’t get out much” and “Life is good when you have a good sandwich.” If Keanu Were Your Boyfriend is the perfect celebration of the man, the myth, the whoa: Keanu Reeves.

On Sale
Nov 26, 2019
Page Count
48 pages

Marisa Polansky

About the Author

Marisa Polansky is a writer and co-founder of Speech Tank, a speechwriting company for all occasions. She lives in Brooklyn, NY.

Jay Roeder is a hand-lettering artist, illustrator, and author. Jay’s client work includes National Geographic, Hilton, American Greetings, Subway, Ray-Ban, Nike, and Facebook. Jay is the author and illustrator of 100 Days of Lettering and Lettering Alphabets & Artwork. He works in a studio out of his Minnesota home alongside his pugs, who sit on his desk while he procrastinates.

Veronica Chen is a tattoo artist and illustrator based in New York City. She doodles on skin, paper, and whatever else she can get her hands on. When she is not working, she enjoys traveling and embarking on one of her many DIY projects.

Dirty Bandits (aka Annica Lydenberg) is an art director, lettering artist, illustrator, and mural painter working with agencies and brands to create more authentic products, campaigns, and spaces. Work done by Dirty Bandits is fueled by Annica’s deep appreciation for type, her interest in storytelling and dedication to brands and individuals working for social good. Annica lives in Brooklyn, NY.

Mary Kate McDevitt has created hand lettering and illustrations for clients including, Target, Chronicle Books, Smuckers’, and Macy’s. She is also the author and illustrator of Hand-Lettering Ledger, Illustration Workshop, and Every Day Is Epic. Mary Kate lives Philadelphia, PA with her cat Peppy Mew Mew and her old dog Fritz.

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