Catstrology

Unlock the Secrets of the Stars with Cats

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By Luna Malcolm

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A delightfully quirky, cute, and funny guide to horoscopes told through adorable cat photographs.

With the help of a collection of sweet and hilarious cat pictures, Castrology will unlock all the secrets of the stars that you need to know, including:

  • Each of the signs at their best and worst (and the perfect cat to illustrate them)
  • The common traits of each element and modality in the zodiac
  • What do you and your “sister sign” have in common? Find out, with the perfect cat picture to complement it…
  • And of course: the right cat for you, based on your star sign!

Excerpt

FOREWORD

The universe is a vast and confusing place. Astrology is just one of the countless methods that people have used for centuries to decipher the secrets of themselves and their lives.

Now, for the first time, in this new series of books, you can unite the principles of astrology with your love of cats and dogs. We are all affected by the stars and planets as the earth hurtles through this cold and dark expanse – why not involve our furry friends too?

Luna Malcolm




THE SUN SIGNS AT THEIR BEST AND WORST




ARIES

[21 March – 19 April]

At their best

courageous, determined, bold, enthusiastic, optimistic, honest, passionate

At their worst

impatient, short-fused, impulsive, world’s biggest grump




TAURUS

[20 April – 20 May]

At their best

reliable, patient, practical, devoted, responsible, aesthete

At their worst

obstinate, possessive, uncompromising, eyes bigger than stomach




GEMINI

[21 May – 20 June]

At their best

affectionate, curious, adaptable, great communicator, quick learner

At their worst

inconsistent, fidgety, gossipy, in possession of an internal evil twin




CANCER

[21 June – 22 July]

At their best

tenacious, vivid imagination, intuitive, persuasive, in touch with their feelings

At their worst

suspicious, manipulative, insecure, huge crybaby




LEO

[23 July – 22 August]

At their best

creative, generous, warm-hearted, cheerful, life of the party

At their worst

self-centred, inflexible, vain, incurable drama queen




VIRGO

[23 August – 22 September]

At their best

loyal, analytical, kind, hard-working, practical

At their worst

shy, worrywart, overly critical, all work and no play




LIBRA

[23 September – 22 October]

At their best

cooperative, diplomatic, gracious, fair-minded, social

At their worst

avoids confrontations, unforgiving, self-pitying, hopeless at making decisions




SCORPIO

[23 October – 21 November]

At their best

resourceful, brave, passionate, steadfast, a true friend

At their worst

distrusting, jealous, secretive, epic levels of petty




SAGITTARIUS

[22 November – 21 December]

At their best

generous, idealistic, adventurous, great sense of humour

At their worst

promises more than can deliver, itchy feet, impatient, absolutely no filter




CAPRICORN

[22 December – 19 January]

At their best

responsible, disciplined, organised, cool as a cucumber

At their worst

know-it-all, judgemental, sarcastic, glass is half empty




AQUARIUS

[20 January – 18 February]

At their best

progressive, original, independent, humanitarian

At their worst

flees from emotional expression, temperamental, uncompromising, aloof




PISCES

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On Sale
Oct 13, 2020
Page Count
144 pages
ISBN-13
9781538737118

Luna Malcolm

About the Author

Luna Malcolm is a distinguished astrologer, clairvoyant, and author. She is famed for the intense transcendental visions she experiences when she stares at featureless walls, which have informed much of her work.

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