By Rich Juzwiak
Illustrated by Lindsay Mound
Formats and Prices
This item is a preorder. Your payment method will be charged immediately, and the product is expected to ship on or around November 13, 2012. This date is subject to change due to shipping delays beyond our control.
We’re Tracie and Rich, and our system guarantees results. We’ll tell you how to be, and we’ll do so quickly to cater to the attention spans of stoners and busy moms on the go.
Want to be around hookers without the sticky, smelly mess? We can help. Need to know how to be about your underwhelming haircut or online relationships? We’ve got you covered. We’ve got advice for power bottoms, sideline hoes, bitches, female dogs, and so much more.
You could spend hundreds of dollars on advice books, but only How To Be spans the human experience in one personal, versatile volume.
But wait, there’s more! We also have 101 pictures of animals acting like people.
- On Sale
- Nov 13, 2012
- Page Count
- 304 pages
- Grand Central Publishing