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Sarah Royal

About the Author

Sarah Royal is the author of Creative Cursing, Thou Spleeny Swag-Bellied Miscreant, and several mini-kits. Originally from Jersey, she credits the Garden State for her lucrative potty mouth. You’ll most likely find her exploring new neighborhoods in NYC and collecting strangers, or perhaps drinking Negronis and marathoning The Golden Girls for her scholarly podcast. Visit her at sarahroyal.com.

Dancing Rave Cat

Dancing Rave Cat

Mini Musical Ice Cream Truck

Mini Musical Ice Cream Truck

by Sarah Royal, Illustrated by Alyssa Nassner

Tiny Violin

Tiny Violin

Mini Office Messenger Pigeon

Mini Office Messenger Pigeon

Cat-a-Pult

Cat-a-Pult

Desktop Fire Extinguisher

Desktop Fire Extinguisher

Zen Garden Litter Box

Zen Garden Litter Box

Brain Fart

Brain Fart