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The Bible of Unspeakable Truths

The Bible of Unspeakable Truths

From Greg Gutfeld —New York Times bestselling author of The Joy of Hate and host of Fox News’s The Five and Red Eye — comes a significantly less hardcover-y, more paperback-y version of his classic Bible of Unspeakable Truths. Greg Gutfeld, the acclaimed host of the popular, nightly Fox News show Red Eye, has packed this book full of his most aggressive (and funny) diatribes — each chapter exploring Unspeakable Truths that cut right to the core and go well beyond just politics. Greg deconstructs pop culture, media, kids, disease, race, food, sex, celebrity, current events, and nearly every other aspect of life, with Truths including but not limited to: “if you’re over 25 and still use party as a verb, then you’re beyond redemption,” “the media wanted bird flu to kill thousands,” “attractive people don’t write for a living,” “death row inmates make the best husbands,” and “the urge to punch Zach Braff in the face is completely natural.”

With an irreverent voice, incredible wit, and a firm take on just about everything, this is a manual for how to think about stuff, by a guy who has thought about precisely that same stuff. And, even if you disagree with Greg, this book will make you laugh–guaranteed.*



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Genre: Fiction / Humor / Topic / Politics

On Sale: February 12th 2013

Price: $15.99

Page Count: 304

ISBN-13: 9780446552318

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Praise

"Greg Gutfeld is the funniest person on TV. Read this book immediately and see for yourself."
-Ann Coulter
"Greg Gutfeld is a brilliantly funny writer and social commentator. This is the first time anyone has asked me to write a "blurb" for their book. It's even less fun then I thought it would be."
-Jim Norton, New York Times bestselling author of Happy Endings and I Hate Your Guts
"Greg Gutfeld is uproariously funny and is one of my favorite guests."
-Dennis Miller
"Even though Greg Gutfeld was once rude to me on the phone because Time Warner screwed up his home cable system, he is still the funniest, most incisive political writer on the right. Trust me, you don't want him setting his sights on your hypocrisy and public failings."
-Andrew Breitbart, founder of BigGovernment.com and Breitbart.com
"As a rule I never read books I blurb, but I couldn't resist with this one. I even gave it to my 13-year-old son, who pored over it slack jawed all afternoon, thus warping him for life. It's that subversive and good."
-Tucker Carlson
"There's a reason that more people watch Greg Gutfeld's hit show Red Eye at 3:00 AM than watch most of the other cable news networks in prime time--he is one of the most creatively funny people on television. Irreverent, over the top, and comedy served up raw is the best way to describe Greg's style. His book is THE BIBLE OF UNSPEAKABLE TRUTHS but don't even attempt to convince God that reading this substitutes for daily Bible reading. After reading this, you'll NEED to read the real Bible--but you'll laugh yourself holy reading this one!"
-Gov. Mike Huckabee
"Greg Gutfeld is funnier than all the smart people I know, and smarter than all the funny people I know. I don't know what that makes him. But one of the smartest, funniest people I know, is fair to say."
-Matt Labash, senior writer at The Weekly Standard and author of Fly Fishing With Darth Vader