Book 3 in the Demonata series


By Darren Shan

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Lights. Camera. Slawter!

Grubbs Grady and his half-brother Bill-E are thrilled to join their uncle Dervish as onset consultants for the newest movie by cult horror producer David A Hayms. Shot in a deserted town renamed Slawter, the demon-themed movie is to be Hayms’s masterpiece. But as strange incidents disrupt the set, Grubbs begins to wonder whether more than filming is afoot.


Copyright © 2006 by Darren Shan

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Life As We Know It

MY eyes! They stabbed out my eyes!"

I shoot awake. Start to struggle up from my bed. An arm hits the side of my head. Knocks me down. A man screams, "My eyes! Who took my eyes?"

"Dervish!" I roar, rolling off the bed, landing beside the feet of my frantic uncle. "It's only a dream! Wake up!"

"My eyes!" Dervish yells again. I can see his face now, illuminated by a three-quarters-full moon. Eyes wide open, but seeing nothing. Fear scribbled into every line of his features. He lifts his right foot. Brings it down towards my head — hard. I make like a turtle and just barely avoid having my nose smashed.

"You took them!" he hisses, sensing my presence, fear turning to hate. He bends and grabs my throat. His fingers tighten. Dervish is thin, doesn't look like much, but his appearance is deceptive. He could crush my throat, easy.

I swipe at his hand, yanking my neck away at the same time. Break free. Scrabble backwards. Halted by the bed.

Dervish lunges after me. I kick at his head, both feet. No time to worry about hurting him. Connect firmly. Drive him back. He grunts, shakes his head, loses focus.

"Dervish!" I shout. "It's me, Grubbs! Wake up! It's only a nightmare! You have to stop before you —"

"The master," Dervish cuts in, fear filling his face again. He's staring at the ceiling — rather, that's where his eyes are fixed. "Lord Loss." He starts to cry. "Don't . . . please...not again. My eyes. Leave them alone. Please..."

"Dervish," I say, softly this time, rising, rubbing the side of my head where he hit me, approaching him cautiously. "Dervish. Derv the perv — where's your nerve?" Knowing from past nights that rhymes draw his attention. "Derv on the floor — where's the door? Derv without eyes — what's the surprise?"

He blinks. His head lowers a fraction. Sight returns gradually. His pupils were black holes. Now they look quasi-normal.

"It's OK," I tell him, moving closer, wary in case the night-mare suddenly fires up again. "You're home. With me. Lord Loss can't get you here. Your eyes are fine. It was just a nightmare."

"Grubbs?" Dervish wheezes.

"Yes, boss."

"That's really you? You're not an illusion? He hasn't created an image of you, to torment me?"

"Don't be stupid. Not even Michelangelo could sculpt a face this perfect."

Dervish smiles. The last of the nightmare passes. He sits on the floor and looks at me through watery globes. "How you doing, big guy?"


"Did I hurt you?" he asks quietly.

"You couldn't if you tried," I smirk, not telling him about the hit to the head, the hand on my throat, the foot at my face.

I sit beside him. Drape an arm around his shoulders. He hugs me tight. Murmurs, "It was so real. I thought I was back there. I..."

And then he weeps, sobbing like a child. And I hold him, talking softly as the moon descends, telling him it's OK, he's home, he's safe — he's no longer in the universe of demons.

Never trust fairy tales. Any story that ends with "They all lived happily ever after" is a crock. There are no happy endings. No endings, full stop. Life goes on. There's always something new around the corner. You can overcome major obstacles, face great danger, look evil in the eye, and live to tell the tale — but that's not the end. Life sweeps you forward, swings you around, bruises and batters you, drops some new drama or tragedy in your lap, never lets go until you get to the one true end — death. As long as you're breathing, your story's still going.

If the rules of fairy-tales did work, my story would have ended on a high four months ago. That's when Dervish regained his senses and everything seemed set to return to normal. But that was a false ending. A misleading happy pause.

I had to write a short biography for an English assignment recently. A snappy, zappy summing-up of my life. I had to discard my first effort — it was too close to the bone, and would only have led to trouble if I'd handed it in. I wrote an edited, watered-down version and submitted that instead. (I got a B minus.) But I kept the original. It's hidden under a pile of clothes in my wardrobe. I dig it out now to read, to pass some time. I've read through it a lot these past few weeks, usually early in the morning, after an interrupted night, when I can't sleep.

I was born Grubitsch Grady. One sister, Gretelda. Grubbs and Gret for short. Normal, boring lives for a long time. Then Gret turned into a werewolf.

There's a genetic flaw in my family. Lots of my ancestors have turned into werewolves. It hits in your teens, if you're one of the unlucky ones. You lose your mind. Your body alters. You become a blood-crazed beast. And spend the rest of your life locked up in a cage — unless your relatives kill you. There's no cure. Except one. But that can be even worse than the curse.

See, demons are real. Gross, misshapen, magical beings, with a hatred of humans matched only by their taste for human flesh. They live in their own universe, but some can cross into our world.

One of the Demonata — that's the proper term — is called Lord Loss. A real charmer. No nose or heart — a hole in his chest full of snakes. Eight arms. Horrible pale red flesh. Loads of cuts on his body, from which blood flows in a never-ending stream. He's big on misery. Feeds off the un-happiness, terror, and grief of humans. Moves among us silently when he crosses into our universe, invisible to normal eyes, dropping in on funerals the way you or I would pop into a café, dining on our despair, savoring our sorrow.

Lord Loss is a powerful demon master. Most masters can't cross from their universe to ours, but he's an exception. He has the power to cure lycanthropy. He can lift the curse from infected Grady teenagers, rid them of their werewolf genes, return them to humanity. Except, y'know, he's a demon, so why the hell should he?

"What are you reading?"

It's Dervish, standing in the doorway of my room, mug of coffee in one hand, eyes still wide and freaky from his nightmare.

"My biography," I tell him.

He frowns. "What?"

"I'm going to publish my memoirs. I'm thinking of Life with Demons as a title. Or maybe Hairy Boys and Girls of the Grady Clan. What do you think?"

Dervish stares at me uneasily. "You're weird," he mutters, then trudges away.

"Wonder where I get that from?" I retort, then shake my head and return to the biography.

Luckily for us, Lord Loss is a chess addict. Chess is the one thing he enjoys almost as much as a weeping human. But he doesn't get to play very often. None of his demonic buddies know the rules, and humans aren't inclined to test their skills against him.

One of my more cunning ancestors was Bartholomew Garadex, a magician. (Not a guy who pulls rabbits out of a hat — a full-fledged, Merlin- and Gandalf-class master of magic.) He figured out a way to cash in on Lord Loss's love of chess. He challenged the demon master to a series of games. For every match Bartholomew won, Lord Loss would cure a member of the family. If old Bart lost, Lord Loss would get to torture and kill him.

Bartholomew won all their matches, but future members of the family — those with a flair for magic, who made contact with Lord Loss — weren't so fortunate. Some triumphed, but most lost. The rules altered over the years. Now, a parent who wants to challenge Lord Loss needs a partner. The pair face not only the master, but two of his familiars as well. One plays chess with the big guy, while the other battles his servants. If either loses, both are slaughtered, along with the affected teen. If they win, one travels to Lord Loss's realm and fights him there. The other returns home with the cured kid.

Time works differently in the universe of the Demonata. A year of our time can be a day there, a decade, or a century. When the partner goes off with Lord Loss to do battle, their body remains in our world — only their soul crosses over. They become a mindless zombie. And they stay that way unless their soul triumphs. If that happens, their mind returns and they resume their normal life. If they don't fare so well, they stay a zombie until the day they die.

"Are you coming down for breakfast?" Dervish yells from the bottom of the giant staircase that links the floors of the mansion where we live.

"In a minute," I yell back. "I've just come to the part when you zombied out on me."

"Stop messing around!" he roars. "I'm scrambling eggs, and if you're not down in sixty seconds, too bad!"

Damn. He knows all my weaknesses.

"Coming!" I shout, getting up and reaching for my clothes, tossing the bio aside for later.

Dervish does a mean scrambled egg. Best I've ever tasted. I finish off a plateful without stopping for breath, then eagerly go for seconds. I'm built on the big side — a mammoth compared to most of my schoolmates — with an appetite to match.

Dervish is wearing a pair of sweatpants and a T-shirt. No shoes or socks. His grey hair is frizzed, except on top, where he's bald as a billiard ball. Hasn't shaved (he used to have a beard, but got rid of it recently). Doesn't smell good — sweaty and stale. He's this way most days. Has been ever since he came back.

"You eating that or not?" I ask. He looks over blankly from where he's standing, close to the stove. He's been staring out the window at the grey autumn sky, not touching his food.

"Huh?" he says.

"Breakfast is the most important meal of the day."

He looks down at his plate. Smiles weakly. Sticks his fork into the eggs, stirs them, then gazes out of the window again. "I remember the nightmare," he says. "They cut my eyes out. They were circling me, tormenting me, using my empty sockets as —"

"Hey," I stop him, "I'm a kid. I shouldn't be hearing this. You'll scar me for life with stories like that."

Dervish grins, warmth in it this time. "Take more than a scary story to scar you," he grunts, then starts to eat. I help myself to thirds, then return to the biography, not needing the sheet of paper to finish, able to recall it perfectly.

I have a younger half-brother, Bill-E Spleen. He doesn't know we're brothers. Thinks Dervish is his father. I met him when I came to live with Dervish, after my parents died trying to save Gret. (I spent a while in a loony asylum first.)

Bill-E and I became friends. I thought he was an oddball, but harmless. Then he changed into a werewolf. Dervish explained the situation to me, told me Bill-E was my brother, laid out the family history and our link to Lord Loss.

I wasn't eager to get involved, but Dervish thought I had what it takes to kick demon ass. I told him he was nuts but . . . hell, I don't want to come across all heroic . . . but Bill-E was my brother. Mom and Dad put their lives on the line for Gret. I figured I owed Bill-E the same sort of commitment.

So we faced Lord Loss and his familiars, Artery and Vein, a vicious, bloodthirsty pair. I got the better of Lord Loss at chess, more by luck than plan. The demon master was furious, but rules are rules. So I got to return to reality along with the cured Bill-E. And Dervish won himself a ticket to Demonata hell, to go toe-to-toe with the big double L on his home turf.

I'm not sure what happened there, how they fought, what sort of a mess Dervish went through, how time passed for him, the manner of his victory over Lord Loss. For more than a year I guarded his body, helped by a team of lawyers (my uncle — he mucho reeeech) and Meera Flame, one of Dervish's best friends. I went back to school, rebuilt my life, and babysat Dervish.

Then, without warning, he returned. I woke up one morning and the zombie was gone. He was his old self, talking, laughing, brain intact. We celebrated for days, us, Bill-E, and Meera. And we all lived happily ever after. The end.

Except, of course, it wasn't. Life isn't a fairy tale. Stories don't end. Before she left, Meera took me aside and warned me to be careful. She said there was no way to predict Dervish's state of mind. According to the recorded accounts of the few who'd gone through the same ordeal as him, it often took a person a long time to settle after a one-on-one encounter with Lord Loss. Sometimes they never properly recovered.

"We don't know what's going on inside his head," she whispered. "He looks fine, but that could change. Watch him, Grubbs. Be prepared for mood swings. Try and help. Do what you can. But don't be afraid to call me for help."

I did call when the nightmares started, when Dervish first attacked me in his sleep—mistook me for a demon and tried to cut my heart out. (Luckily, in his delirium, he picked up a spoon instead of a knife.) But there was nothing Meera could do, other than cast a few calming spells and recommend he visit a psychiatrist. Dervish rejected that idea, but she threatened to take me away from him if he didn't. So he went to see one, a guy who knew about demons, whom Dervish could be honest with. After the second session, the psychiatrist called Meera and said he never wanted to see Dervish again — he found their sessions too upsetting.

Meera discussed the possibility of having Dervish committed, or hiring bodyguards to look after him, but I rejected both suggestions. So, against her wishes, we carried on living by ourselves in this spooky old mansion. It hasn't been too bad. Dervish rarely gets the nightmares more than two or three times a week. I've gotten used to them. Waking up in the middle of the night to screams is no worse than being disturbed by a baby's cries. Really it isn't.

And he's not that much of a threat. We keep the knives locked away, and have bolted the other weapons in the mansion — it's filled with axes, maces, spears, swords, all sorts of cool stuff — to the walls. I usually keep my door locked too, to be safe. The only reason it was open last night was that Dervish had thrown a fit both nights before, and it's rare for him to fall prey to the nightmares three times in a row. I thought I was safe. That's why I didn't bother with the lock. It was my fault, not Dervish's.

"I will kill him for you, master," Dervish says softly.

I lower my fork. "What?"

He turns, blank-faced, looking like he did when his soul was fighting Lord Loss. My heart rate quickens. Then he grins.

"Ass!" I snap. Dervish has a sick sense of humor.

I get back to wolfing down my breakfast, and Dervish tucks into his, not caring that the scrambled eggs are cold. We're an odd couple, a big lump of a teenager like me playing nursemaid to a balding, mentally disturbed adult like Dervish. And yeah, there are nights when he really frightens me, when I feel like I can't take it anymore, when I cry. It's not fair. Dervish fought the good fight and won. That should have been the end of it. Happy ever after.

But stories don't end. They continue as long as you're alive. You just have to get on with things. Turn the page, start a new chapter, find out what's in store for you next, and keep your fingers crossed that it's not too awful. Even if you know in your heart and soul that it most probably will be.

Pray At Him

SCHOOL was strange when I first went back. I'd spent months outside the system, first in the asylum, then in the mansion with Dervish. It took me a while to find my feet. For the first couple of terms I didn't really speak to anybody except Bill-E and the school guidance counselor, Mr. Mauch, better known as Misery Mauch because of his long face. I'd always been popular at my old school, lots of friends, active in several sports teams, Mr. Cool.

All that changed at Carcery Vale. I was shy, unsure of myself, reluctant to get involved in conversations or commit to after-school events. On top of the hell I'd been through, there was Dervish to consider. He needed me at home. I became an anonymous kid, one who spent a lot of time by himself or with a similarly awkward friend (step forward Bill-E Spleen).

Things are different now. I've come out of my shell a bit. I'm more like the old me, not quiet in class or afraid to speak to other kids. I've always been bigger than most people my age. In the old days I was a show-off and used my bulk to command respect. At the Vale I kept my head bent, shoulders hunched, trying to suck my frame in to make myself seem smaller.

Not anymore. I'm no longer Mr. Flash, but I'm not hiding now. I don't feel that I have to.

I've made new friends. Charlie Rall, Robbie McCarthy, Mary Hayes. And Loch Gossel. Loch's big, not as massive as me, but closer to my size than anybody else. He wrestles a lot — real wrestling, not the showbiz stuff you see on TV. He's been trying to get me to join his team since I started school. I resisted for a long time, but now I'm thinking of giving it a go.

Loch also has a younger sister, Reni. She's pretty cute, even if she does have a nose that would put Gonzo to shame! I stare at her a lot of the time, and sometimes she makes eyes back. I think she'd go out with me if I asked. I haven't. Not yet. But soon... maybe...if I can work up the nerve.

The end of a typical school day. Yawning through classes, desperate for lunchtime, so I can hang out with my friends and chat about movies, music, TV, computer games, whatever. Bill-E joined us for some of it. I don't spend as much time with Bill-E as I used to. He doesn't fit in with my new friends — they think he's geeky. They don't mouth off about him when I'm around, but I know they do when I'm not. I feel bad about that, and try to help Bill-E relax, so they can see his real side. But he gets nervous around the others, acts differently, becomes the butt of their jokes.

Thinking about Bill-E as I walk home. I don't want us to stop being friends. He's my brother, and he was really good to me when I first moved here. But it's difficult, because I don't want to lose my new friends either. Guess I'll just have to work harder to make him feel like part of the group. Try and be like one of those TV kids who always solve their problems by the end of each show.

Dervish is sitting on the stairs when I let myself in. I'm dripping wet — it's been pouring for the last couple of hours. Normally, when the weather's bad, he picks me up on his motorcycle. When there was no sign of him today, I figured his mood hadn't improved since breakfast. I was right. He's as blank as he was this morning, staring off into space, not registering me until I'm right in front of him.

"Dervish! Hey, Derveeshio! Earth to Dervish! Are you reading me, captain?"

He blinks, frowns as if he doesn't know who I am, then smiles. "Grubbs. You're alive. I thought . . ." His expression clears. "Sorry. I was miles away."

I sit beside him. "Bad day?"

"Can't remember," he replies. "Why are you home early?" I hold up my watch and tap it. Dervish reads the time and sighs. "I'm losing it, Grubbs."

My insides tighten, but I don't let Dervish see my fear. "Losing what — your sanity? You can't lose what you never had."

"My grip." Dervish looks down at his feet, bare and dirty. "I wasn't like this before. I wasn't this distracted and empty. Was I?" He looks at me pleadingly.

"You've been through hell, Derv," I tell him quietly. "You can't expect to recover without a few hiccups."

"I know. But I wasn't this way, right? Some days I can't remember. I feel like it's always been like this."

"No," I say firmly. "It's just a phase. It'll pass."

"All things must pass," Dervish mutters. Then he looks at me sideways, his cool blue eyes coming into focus. "Why are you wet?"

"Took a bath. Forgot to strip." I rap his forehead with my knuckles, then point to the windows and the rain battering the panes. "Numbskull."

"Oh," Dervish says. "I should have picked you up."

"No problem." I rise and stretch, dripping steadily. "I'm going up to shower and change into dry clothes. I'll stick these in the wash. Anything you want me to add?" I did all the jobs around the house when Dervish was a vegetable. Hard to break the habit.

"No, I don't think so. I . . ." Dervish stares at his left hand. There's a black mark on it, a small "d." "There was something I meant to tell you. What...?" He snaps his fingers. "I had a phone call, a follow-up to some e-mails I've been getting recently. Ever heard of a someone called Davida Haym?"

"No, can't say . . ." I pause. "Hold on. Not David A. Haym, the movie producer?"

"That's her."

"I thought that was a guy."

"Nope. She uses David A. on her movies, but it's Davida. You know about her?"

"Sure. She makes horror movies. Zombie Zest. Witches Weird. Night Mayors — that's, like, Nightmares, only two words. It's about evil mayors who band together to set up a meat production plant, except the meat they process is hu man flesh."

"Win many Oscars?" Dervish asks.

"Clean sweep," I chuckle. "I can't believe she's a woman. I always thought... But what about her? I didn't think you were into horror flicks."

"She called me earlier."

I do a double-take. "David A. Haym called you?"

"Davida Haym. Yes." Dervish squints at me. "Have I grown a second head?"

"Hell, it's David A. Haym, Dervish! That's like saying Steven Spielberg was on the line, or George Lucas. OK, not as big as those, but still..."

"I didn't know she was famous," Dervish says. "She told me the names of some of her movies, but I don't watch a lot of films. She made it sound like she was a cult director."

"She is. She doesn't make films with big-name stars. But her movies are great! Anyone who loves horror knows about David A. Haym. Though I'm not sure many know she's a woman."

"That's a big sticking point for you, isn't it?" Dervish grins. "You're not turning into a chauvinist, are you?"

"No, I just . . ." I shake my head. Water flies from my ginger hair and splatters the wall. "What did she want?"

"She's making a new movie. Asked if she could meet me. She'd heard I know a lot about the occult. Wants to pick my brain." He tweaks his chin, forgetting the beard isn't there. "I hope she didn't mean that literally."

"Did you say yes?" I ask, excited.

"Said I'd think about it."

"Dervish! You've got to! It's David A. Haym! Did she say she'd come here? Can I meet her? Do you think —"

"Easy, tiger," Dervish laughs. "We didn't discuss where we'd meet. But you think I should agree to it?"


"Then meet we shall," Dervish says, getting to his feet and heading up to his office. "Anything to please master Grady."

I tramp up the stairs after him, pulling off my clothes, thinking about how cool it would be if I could meet David A. Haym... and also how weird it is that one of the world's premier horror producers is a woman.

"David A. Haym's a woman? No bloody way!" Loch howls.

"You're putting us on!" Robbie challenges me.

"How stupid do you think we are?" Charlie huffs.

"Of course she's a woman," Mary says. We gape at her. "You didn't know?"

"No," Loch says. "You did?"


"How long?"

Mary shrugs. "I dunno. Years."

"And you never told us?" Robbie barks.

"It never came up," Mary laughs. "I have no interest in horror movies. I always tune out when you guys start on that garbage."

"Then how did you know she's a woman?" I ask.

"There was a feature on her in a magazine my mum reads," Mary explains. "I think the headline was, 'The horror producer chick who beats the boys at their own game.'"

They're nearly as excited as I am. Most of my friends don't know what to make of Dervish. In a way he's cool, the adult who rides a motorcycle, dresses in denim, lets me do pretty much what I like. On the other hand, he sometimes comes across as a complete nutcase. Plus they know he was a vegetable for more than a year.

But now that he's in talks with the slickest, sickest producer of recent horror movies, his cred rises like a helium balloon. They want to know how she knows about him, when she's coming, what the new movie's about. I act mysterious and secretive, giving nothing away, but dropping hints that I'm fully clued-in. In truth, I know no more than they do. Dervish wasn't able to get through to her last night. He left a message and was waiting for her to call back when I left this morning.

"Did she call?"


I groan, wishing Dervish wasn't a complete airhead. "David A. Haym, of course! Did she —" "Oh, yeah, she called."

"And?" I practically shriek, as Dervish focuses on getting dinner ready.

"She'll drop by within the next week."

"Here?" I gasp. "Carcery Vale?"

"No," he smirks. "Here — this house. I told her she could stay the night if she wanted, though I don't know if —"

"David A. Haym's going to stay in our house?" I shout.

"Davida," Dervish corrects me. "Dervish... the terrible things I've said about you... the awful names I've called you...I take them all back!"

"Thanks," Dervish laughs. Stops and frowns. "What awful names?"


On Sale
Nov 1, 2007
Page Count
240 pages

Darren Shan

About the Author

Darren Shan is the bestselling author of the young adult series Cirque Du Freak, The Demonata, and the Saga of Larten Crepsley series, as well as the stand-alone book The Thin Executioner. His books have sold over 25 million copies worldwide. Shan divides his time between his homes in Ireland and London.

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