Author Bio
I am a born-and-raised Valley girl. Valley girls are supposed to be all blonde and tan, but I am brunette (my stylist says I'm a perfect chestnut but my best friend Annie says I'm a "regular brown" because she's a B.) Also, I am pale. This is why I moved to Brooklyn, where everyone is so brunette and/or pale that I look positively blonde in comparison. Another "about me" thing is I totally heart fashion. The first sign of this was when I was nine months old and I entertained my whole family and friends by walking down the dining room table like it was a runway. When I got to the end of the table I popped my hip, whipped off my diaper, and flung it across my shoulder like a cape. I knew this was an awesome move because as I walked to the other end of the table my parents and their friends all clapped and said things like "amazing" and "incroyable!" Ever since then I knew fashion was my destiny.